Bible Study Workshop

He who angers you, controls you.

A little hint: Love people and Use things.

We believe in UFOs - Unity, Faithfulness, Obedience.

Nothing ruins the truth more than stretching it!

If you are in step with God, you are never out of step!

Save face! Keep the bottom half shut.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Without the bread of life, You are toast!

Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows.

There's no business like soul business.*

Do to others as if you were others.

One birth is not enough. Be born again.

The Bible has nothing to fear except neglect.

When it comes to giving, some will stop at nothing.

To make a mountain out of a mole hill just add more dirt.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

The birth of a new born baby is proof that God has not given up on us.

Laziness: the habit of resting before you are tired.

Be nice to people on your way up. You may need them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

It wasn't the apple, it was the Pair.

There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.

Unlike politicians, Jesus always keeps his promises!

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after awhile he knows something. - Wilson Miznee

The Christian has a reason to live that's worth dying for.

Happy Easter to our Christian friends, Happy Passover to our Jewish friends. To our atheist friends, "Good Luck!"

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

Thoughtfulness is to friendship as sunshine is to a garden.

Don't worry about people from your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more.*

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

If you must curse, use your name.

Looking for a sign from God? This it it! COME IN!

Don't look back. The future looks bright ahead.

Wisdom has two sides: Having something to say, Not saying it!

The best things in life are not thing's.

An elderly lady fell down the steps of a funeral home, go up, brushed herself off and said "Thank God that's over!" Be thankful in everything.

If money is burning a hole in your pants, a new pair of pants will not solve the problem.

Thanksgiving means, "Thanks for Living".

There are many ways of life that lead to death, but there is one way that leads to life.

He that tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Sin's shame will tarnish your name.

I don't care how much you know until I know how much you care.

A family stitched in prayer will not unravel.

When the world is crumbling all around you, God is the rock you can stand on.

You reflect what you expect!

Need a lifeguard? Try ours. He walks on water!

If you can't feed 1,000 hungry people, feed one!

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Every path has a few puddles.

The devil has a plot. God has a plan.

When it comes to giving, some people will stop at nothing.

Be the most positive person you know!

Earth presents many choices. Eternity presents only one, heaven or hell!

There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.

Diligence is the mother of good fortune.

There is no reward for finding fault.

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on!

The middle of the road is the best path.

Sign Broken. Come inside to get message.

Kind words will never wear out the tongue.

The will of God never takes you where the Grace of God will not protect you.

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do.

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. - Epictetus

Anything you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe in and enthusiastically act upon, must...absolutely must... come to pass!

There is room for you at the cross!

The biggest limitations are those we place on ourselves.

Appreciative words are the most powerful force for good on earth. - George W. Crane

Knowledge is pride. Wisdom is power.

Give and Forgive. Don't Get and Forget.

Heaven! Don't miss it for the world..

Do what you can. God will do what you can't.

Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood.

As you pass this little church, be sure to plan a visit, so when at last you're carried in, God won't ask, "Who is it?"

You can do a lot with sand but don't build a house on it!

The way to get to the top is to get off your bottom.

We serve SOUL food.

Don't look and wish you had. Look forward and do!

I once was young, and now I am old; I have had many troubles, most of which never happened.

God loves you, whether you like it or not.*

It is hard to stumble, when you are on your knees.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

Our welcome mat is always out!

Giving people a little more than they expect is a good way to get back a lot more than you expect. - Ralph Half

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Getting even will not put you ahead.

Life is simple when you plow around the stump.

Faith is not a leap in the dark, but a step in the light.

How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking.

You don't have to be much of a musician to toot your own horn.

2012 Forecast: The SON will shine forever!

Thou shalt handle thyself with courtesy on the highway!

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

A real leader spends his time fixing the problem instead of finding who is to blame.

It is better to walk with God than to run with the world.

He/She who gossips to you about others will gossip to others about you.

Don't worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.

Hatred: A prolonged form of suicide.

Give if you love Jesus! Anybody can honk.

If people knew me like I know me, would people respect me?

Speak only what love requires!

Jesus Saves! ...and so should you.

Don't worry about being one credit short at judgment day. That's where grace comes in.

A guilty conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

Smiles are contagious. Be a carrier.

Even the best family tree has it's sap.

Be good to your money and it will return the favor.

Directions to Heaven: Turn right and go straight!

JESUS! Accept no substitutes.

Every day try to put a rainbow in someone's life.

What's at the root shows in the fruit.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Build a Firm Foundation with the bricks others throw at you.

It takes a real man to be a real dad!

When you use force, not even your shoes fit.

If God had a refrigerator, would your picture be on it?

You will never change what you are unwilling to confront.

Retaliation is not the answer.

Looking back, thank Him; Looking forward, trust Him!

Setbacks pave the way for comebacks.*

Begin each day with a great attitude and a lot of gratitude.

Dump "Stinkin' Thinkin'!"

For every sin Satan has an excuse.

Persevere! Even the snails reached the ark.

You aren't too bad to come in. You aren't too good to stay out.*

What separates winners from losers is the courage to persist long enough to win. - David Cottrell

God loves everyone, but prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!*

Patience is trusting in God's timing.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Need a makeover? Come in for a faithlift.

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Thomas Morrell

God's favorite department: Lost and found!

It is not how the wind blows; it's how you set your sails.

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks forward, Faith looks up!

Everybody worships something. We become relections of the God we worship. What God does your life reflect?

Too blessed to be stressed - Too anointed to be disappointed.

The meek shall inherit the earth, if it's alright with you!

Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Most people my age are older than I am.

People who don't know anything should keep it to themselves.

Confess your sins, not your neighbor's.

The wheels of progress are not turned by cranks!

God is like Hallmark. He cares enough to send the very best.

A friend is someone who strengthens you with prayers, blesses you with love, and encourages you with hope.

No one complains about the heat in Heaven!

For all you do, His blood's for you.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

God gave us two ears and one mouth. What is God telling us? - Steve Coggins

God is good all the time... and all the time God is good!

If you are too busy to pray, you are too busy.

A church alive is worth the drive.

Get Right or Get Left.

May your spirit be calmed and your pain be eased. May you receive comfort from those who care for you. Blessed are you, O God, who brings healing to the sick. (taken from Jewish Liturgy)

"It is I; don't be afraid." - Jesus

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the memories.

Stop, Drop and Roll Won't Work in Hell!

If you were on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?*

Preach the Gospel - if necessary use words.

He who throws dirt, is losing ground.

Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

Who lit the fuse for the, "Big bang!"

Be wise, not otherwise.

It's easy to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

God will not hinder anyone who would serve.(1 Samuel 22:2)

Let us help you study for your final exams.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

A problem not worth praying about is not worth worrying about.

Even on a detour the scenery can be beautiful!

Behavior determines destiny!

Drive carefully! It is not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Peace starts with a smile.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

Aspire to inspire, before you expire.

A sermon does not have to be eternal to be immortal.

If you don't climb the mountain, you can't see the view.

We were called to be witnesses, not laywers or judges.

Lost in the dark? Follow the Son!

Is your vision good enough to enable you to see your own faults?

A sunrise is God's way of telling the world to lighten up.*

Don't despair if you have a wayward child. God has more of them than anybody.

God always seeks and finds our faith.

You cannot shake hands with a clinched fist.

Prayer is the delight of the joyful, as well as the solace of the afflicted.

Be a fisher of men. You catch 'em, God will clean 'em!

If this church closed, would the community notice?

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!

Let him take our stress and give you peace.

An ounce of example is worth a pound of advice.

Exercise daily. Walk with God.

Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning*

Win from within!

Don't count the days. Make the days count.

If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!

It is easier to preach ten sermons that it is to live one.

Only you can make you happy.

Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.

You can live a well balanced life on one leg - Al Capp (cartoonist who wore an artificial leg)

When you meet temptation, turn to the right.*

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Albert Schweitzer

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

Give Satan an inch and he'll be your ruler.

Worry is a darkroom where negatives develop.