Bible Study Workshop

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Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

The biggest limitations are those we place on ourselves.

Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood.

Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more.*

Thanksgiving means, "Thanks for Living".

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the memories.

Wisdom has two sides: Having something to say, Not saying it!

Don't worry about people from your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He that tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

Hatred: A prolonged form of suicide.

Preach the Gospel - if necessary use words.

When you meet temptation, turn to the right.*

There is no reward for finding fault.

"It is I; don't be afraid." - Jesus

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Albert Schweitzer

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

We serve SOUL food.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Peace starts with a smile.

Don't look and wish you had. Look forward and do!

The will of God never takes you where the Grace of God will not protect you.

Appreciative words are the most powerful force for good on earth. - George W. Crane

May your spirit be calmed and your pain be eased. May you receive comfort from those who care for you. Blessed are you, O God, who brings healing to the sick. (taken from Jewish Liturgy)

Let him take our stress and give you peace.

God loves everyone, but prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!

If you don't climb the mountain, you can't see the view.

The birth of a new born baby is proof that God has not given up on us.

When the world is crumbling all around you, God is the rock you can stand on.

God loves you, whether you like it or not.*

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after awhile he knows something. - Wilson Miznee

The wheels of progress are not turned by cranks!

If money is burning a hole in your pants, a new pair of pants will not solve the problem.

Diligence is the mother of good fortune.

God always seeks and finds our faith.

How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking.

Try Jesus! If you don't like him, the devil will take you back.

It is hard to stumble, when you are on your knees.

Every path has a few puddles.

A family stitched in prayer will not unravel.

What separates winners from losers is the courage to persist long enough to win. - David Cottrell

Let us help you study for your final exams.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

There are some questions that can't be answered by Google.

God's favorite department: Lost and found!

Don't worry about being one credit short at judgment day. That's where grace comes in.

Thou shalt handle thyself with courtesy on the highway!

Behavior determines destiny!

The devil has a plot. God has a plan.

You cannot shake hands with a clinched fist.

Lost in the dark? Follow the Son!

There is room for you at the cross!

To make a mountain out of a mole hill just add more dirt.

Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows.

Be nice to people on your way up. You may need them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

Jesus Saves! ...and so should you.

Aspire to inspire, before you expire.

Win from within!

He/She who gossips to you about others will gossip to others about you.

Life is simple when you plow around the stump.

If this church closed, would the community notice?

Most people my age are older than I am.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Worry is a darkroom where negatives develop.

Build a Firm Foundation with the bricks others throw at you.

Smiles are contagious. Be a carrier.

Prayer is the delight of the joyful, as well as the solace of the afflicted.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

You don't have to be much of a musician to toot your own horn.

You can live a well balanced life on one leg - Al Capp (cartoonist who wore an artificial leg)

Persevere! Even the snails reached the ark.

Get Right or Get Left.

He who angers you, controls you.

God is good all the time... and all the time God is good!

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

Exercise daily. Walk with God.

JESUS! Accept no substitutes.

Patience is trusting in God's timing.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

Don't look back. The future looks bright ahead.

It wasn't the apple, it was the Pair.

2012 Forecast: The SON will shine forever!

It's easy to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

Too blessed to be stressed - Too anointed to be disappointed.

Be the most positive person you know!

As you pass this little church, be sure to plan a visit, so when at last you're carried in, God won't ask, "Who is it?"

Happy Easter to our Christian friends, Happy Passover to our Jewish friends. To our atheist friends, "Good Luck!"

Nothing ruins the truth more than stretching it!

God is like Hallmark. He cares enough to send the very best.

It is better to walk with God than to run with the world.

Everybody worships something. We become relections of the God we worship. What God does your life reflect?

Save face! Keep the bottom half shut.

A sunrise is God's way of telling the world to lighten up.*

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

A problem not worth praying about is not worth worrying about.

When you use force, not even your shoes fit.

Be a fisher of men. You catch 'em, God will clean 'em!

When it comes to giving, some will stop at nothing.

Give Satan an inch and he'll be your ruler.

Earth presents many choices. Eternity presents only one, heaven or hell!

There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.

Don't count the days. Make the days count.

A real leader spends his time fixing the problem instead of finding who is to blame.

Unlike politicians, Jesus always keeps his promises!

When all is said and done, more is said than done!

Sign Broken. Come inside to get message.

Dump "Stinkin' Thinkin'!"

There's no business like soul business.*

Do to others as if you were others.

Setbacks pave the way for comebacks.*

For every sin Satan has an excuse.

If you can't feed 1,000 hungry people, feed one!

Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.

Getting even will not put you ahead.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!*

I once was young, and now I am old; I have had many troubles, most of which never happened.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People who don't know anything should keep it to themselves.

One birth is not enough. Be born again.

Looking for a sign from God? This it it! COME IN!

You reflect what you expect!

Sin's shame will tarnish your name.

You aren't too bad to come in. You aren't too good to stay out.*

The meek shall inherit the earth, if it's alright with you!

We were called to be witnesses, not laywers or judges.

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. - Epictetus

Stop, Drop and Roll Won't Work in Hell!

We believe in UFOs - Unity, Faithfulness, Obedience.

The best things in life are not thing's.

Drive carefully! It is not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Heaven! Don't miss it for the world..

Every day try to put a rainbow in someone's life.

Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning*

God gave us two ears and one mouth. What is God telling us? - Steve Coggins

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Give and Forgive. Don't Get and Forget.

The Christian has a reason to live that's worth dying for.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Thomas Morrell

Giving people a little more than they expect is a good way to get back a lot more than you expect. - Ralph Half

Looking back, thank Him; Looking forward, trust Him!

Directions to Heaven: Turn right and go straight!

It is not how the wind blows; it's how you set your sails.

An elderly lady fell down the steps of a funeral home, go up, brushed herself off and said "Thank God that's over!" Be thankful in everything.

If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!

Begin each day with a great attitude and a lot of gratitude.

Don't worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.

Knowledge is pride. Wisdom is power.

It is easier to preach ten sermons that it is to live one.

Be good to your money and it will return the favor.

The way to get to the top is to get off your bottom.

If you are too busy to pray, you are too busy.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

Speak only what love requires!

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do.

Confess your sins, not your neighbor's.

Without the bread of life, You are toast!

What's at the root shows in the fruit.

When it comes to giving, some people will stop at nothing.

The middle of the road is the best path.

Thoughtfulness is to friendship as sunshine is to a garden.

It takes a real man to be a real dad!

Do what you can. God will do what you can't.

If people knew me like I know me, would people respect me?

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

A friend is someone who strengthens you with prayers, blesses you with love, and encourages you with hope.

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on!

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

A little hint: Love people and Use things.

If you must curse, use your name.

Retaliation is not the answer.

Laziness: the habit of resting before you are tired.

Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!

God will not hinder anyone who would serve.(1 Samuel 22:2)

Our welcome mat is always out!

Even on a detour the scenery can be beautiful!

For all you do, His blood's for you.

Don't despair if you have a wayward child. God has more of them than anybody.

I don't care how much you know until I know how much you care.

A sermon does not have to be eternal to be immortal.

Is your vision good enough to enable you to see your own faults?

Need a makeover? Come in for a faithlift.

No one complains about the heat in Heaven!

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Be wise, not otherwise.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks forward, Faith looks up!

Even the best family tree has it's sap.

Anything you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe in and enthusiastically act upon, must...absolutely must... come to pass!

Only you can make you happy.

An ounce of example is worth a pound of advice.

He who throws dirt, is losing ground.

The Bible has nothing to fear except neglect.

Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.

If you were on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?*

You can do a lot with sand but don't build a house on it!

Kind words will never wear out the tongue.

A church alive is worth the drive.

A guilty conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

If you are in step with God, you are never out of step!

Be the person your dog thinks you are!

You will never change what you are unwilling to confront.

There are many ways of life that lead to death, but there is one way that leads to life.

Give if you love Jesus! Anybody can honk.

Who lit the fuse for the, "Big bang!"

Faith is not a leap in the dark, but a step in the light.

If God had a refrigerator, would your picture be on it?