Scenes Along the Highway

  • There are many ways of life that lead to death, but there is one way that leads to life.

  • Build a Firm Foundation with the bricks others throw at you.

  • If you can’t feed 1,000 hungry people, feed one!

  • Be good to your money and it will return the favor.

  • A sermon does not have to be eternal to be immortal.

  • You cannot shake hands with a clinched fist.

  • Don’t count the days. Make the days count.

  • Without the bread of life, You are toast!

  • How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking.

  • Drive carefully! It is not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

  • One birth is not enough. Be born again.

  • He who throws dirt, is losing ground.

  • Who lit the fuse for the, “Big bang!”

  • God’s favorite department: Lost and found!

  • A church alive is worth the drive.

  • Aspire to inspire, before you expire.

  • Don’t look back. The future looks bright ahead.

  • Wisdom has two sides: Having something to say, Not saying it!

  • Don’t look and wish you had. Look forward and do!

  • Be the most positive person you know!

  • Sin’s shame will tarnish your name.

  • When it comes to giving, some people will stop at nothing.

  • Sorrow looks back, Worry looks forward, Faith looks up!

  • Smiles are contagious. Be a carrier.

  • Need a makeover? Come in for a faithlift.

  • Patience is trusting in God’s timing.

  • The devil has a plot. God has a plan.

  • You can do a lot with sand but don’t build a house on it!

  • Let him take our stress and give you peace.

  • If you are too busy to pray, you are too busy.

  • God always seeks and finds our faith.

  • There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

  • Thoughtfulness is to friendship as sunshine is to a garden.

  • It takes a real man to be a real dad!

  • I once was young, and now I am old; I have had many troubles, most of which never happened.

  • The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

  • Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.

  • God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

  • Thou shalt handle thyself with courtesy on the highway!

  • Even the best family tree has it’s sap.

  • Anything you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe in and enthusiastically act upon, must…absolutely must… come to pass!

  • Is your vision good enough to enable you to see your own faults?

  • People who don’t know anything should keep it to themselves.

  • The wheels of progress are not turned by cranks!

  • Hatred: A prolonged form of suicide.

  • I don’t care how much you know until I know how much you care.

  • Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

  • Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

  • Peace starts with a smile.

  • I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

  • A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the memories.

  • We were called to be witnesses, not laywers or judges.

  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

  • God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

  • God loves everyone, but prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts”!

  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

  • He who angers you, controls you.

  • If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!

  • Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!

  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

  • The will of God never takes you where the Grace of God will not protect you.

  • We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

  • The Bible has nothing to fear except neglect.

  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

  • It is easier to preach ten sermons that it is to live one.

  • The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

  • When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

  • If people knew me like I know me, would people respect me?

  • If you don’t climb the mountain, you can’t see the view.

  • It wasn’t the apple, it was the Pair.

  • A problem not worth praying about is not worth worrying about.

  • Preach the Gospel – if necessary use words.

  • If God had a refrigerator, would your picture be on it?

  • Our welcome mat is always out!

  • A family stitched in prayer will not unravel.

  • If this church closed, would the community notice?

  • If you are in step with God, you are never out of step!

  • Give if you love Jesus! Anybody can honk.

  • Thanksgiving means, “Thanks for Living”.

  • Don’t worry about being one credit short at judgment day. That’s where grace comes in.

  • Don’t despair if you have a wayward child. God has more of them than anybody.

  • An elderly lady fell down the steps of a funeral home, go up, brushed herself off and said “Thank God that’s over!” Be thankful in everything.

  • Laziness: the habit of resting before you are tired.

  • An ounce of example is worth a pound of advice.

  • Jesus Saves! …and so should you.

  • Dump “Stinkin’ Thinkin’!”

  • Directions to Heaven: Turn right and go straight!

  • Be wise, not otherwise.

  • JESUS! Accept no substitutes.

  • If money is burning a hole in your pants, a new pair of pants will not solve the problem.

  • Give and Forgive. Don’t Get and Forget.

  • A little hint: Love people and Use things.

  • Kind words will never wear out the tongue.

  • There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.

  • It is better to walk with God than to run with the world.

  • Speak only what love requires!

  • To make a mountain out of a mole hill just add more dirt.

  • Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Albert Schweitzer

  • It is not how the wind blows; it’s how you set your sails.

  • Appreciative words are the most powerful force for good on earth. – George W. Crane

  • For every sin Satan has an excuse.

  • Be nice to people on your way up. You may need them on your way down. – Jimmy Durante

  • Confess your sins, not your neighbor’s.

  • If you must curse, use your name.

  • A friend is someone who strengthens you with prayers, blesses you with love, and encourages you with hope.

  • Do to others as if you were others.

  • Diligence is the mother of good fortune.

  • Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows.

  • Retaliation is not the answer.

  • What separates winners from losers is the courage to persist long enough to win. – David Cottrell

  • Getting even will not put you ahead.

  • The birth of a new born baby is proof that God has not given up on us.

  • Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood.

  • Do what you can. God will do what you can’t.

  • The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. – Thomas Morrell

  • Need a lifeguard? Try ours. He walks on water!

  • There is no reward for finding fault.

  • Persevere! Even the snails reached the ark.

  • Earth presents many choices. Eternity presents only one, heaven or hell!

  • He/She who gossips to you about others will gossip to others about you.

  • A guilty conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

  • He that tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

  • You don’t have to be much of a musician to toot your own horn.

  • Setbacks pave the way for comebacks.*

  • Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!*

  • God loves you, whether you like it or not.*

  • When you meet temptation, turn to the right.*

  • If you were on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?*

  • There’s no business like soul business.*

  • Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning*

  • You aren’t too bad to come in. You aren’t too good to stay out.*

  • Forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them more.*

  • A sunrise is God’s way of telling the world to lighten up.*

  • Don’t worry about people from your past. There is a reason they didn’t make it to your future.

  • Only you can make you happy.

  • A real leader spends his time fixing the problem instead of finding who is to blame.

  • He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. – Epictetus

  • Unlike politicians, Jesus always keeps his promises!

  • God gave us two ears and one mouth. What is God telling us? – Steve Coggins

  • Giving people a little more than they expect is a good way to get back a lot more than you expect. – Ralph Half

  • Everybody worships something. We become relections of the God we worship. What God does your life reflect?

  • A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after awhile he knows something. – Wilson Miznee

  • God is like Hallmark. He cares enough to send the very best.

  • The Christian has a reason to live that’s worth dying for.

  • You will never change what you are unwilling to confront.

  • Faith is not a leap in the dark, but a step in the light.

  • The biggest limitations are those we place on ourselves.

  • We serve SOUL food.

  • It’s easy to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.

  • We believe in UFOs – Unity, Faithfulness, Obedience.

  • God will not hinder anyone who would serve.(1 Samuel 22:2)

  • Prayer is the delight of the joyful, as well as the solace of the afflicted.

  • When the world is crumbling all around you, God is the rock you can stand on.

  • Love is not what you say. Love is what you do.

  • May your spirit be calmed and your pain be eased. May you receive comfort from those who care for you. Blessed are you, O God, who brings healing to the sick.

  • (taken from Jewish Liturgy)

  • Save face! Keep the bottom half shut.

  • Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!

  • What’s at the root shows in the fruit.

  • Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

  • Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

  • The best sermons are lived, not preached.

  • Every path has a few puddles.

  • It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

  • Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.

  • Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

  • Life is simple when you plow around the stump.

  • Get Right or Get Left.

  • For all you do, His blood’s for you.

  • There is room for you at the cross!

  • Heaven! Don’t miss it for the world..

  • Most people my age are older than I am.

  • Don’t worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.

  • Sign Broken. Come inside to get message.

  • Exercise daily. Walk with God.

  • Worry is a darkroom where negatives develop.

  • When it comes to giving, some will stop at nothing.

  • 2012 Forecast: The SON will shine forever!

  • Be a fisher of men. You catch ‘em, God will clean ‘em!

  • It is hard to stumble, when you are on your knees.

  • Nothing ruins the truth more than stretching it!

  • Looking for a sign from God? This it it! COME IN!

  • The meek shall inherit the earth, if it’s alright with you!

  • Let us help you study for your final exams.

  • There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.

  • Happy Easter to our Christian friends, Happy Passover to our Jewish friends. To our atheist friends, “Good Luck!”

  • As you pass this little church, be sure to plan a visit, so when at last you’re carried in, God won’t ask, “Who is it?”

  • Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on!

  • Knowledge is pride. Wisdom is power.

  • “It is I; don’t be afraid.” – Jesus

  • You can live a well balanced life on one leg – Al Capp (cartoonist who wore an artificial leg)

  • When you use force, not even your shoes fit.

  • Behavior determines destiny!

  • Looking back, thank Him; Looking forward, trust Him!

  • The way to get to the top is to get off your bottom.

  • Give Satan an inch and he’ll be your ruler.

  • Lost in the dark? Follow the Son!

  • Begin each day with a great attitude and a lot of gratitude.

  • The middle of the road is the best path.

  • Every day try to put a rainbow in someone’s life.

  • Even on a detour the scenery can be beautiful!

  • Too blessed to be stressed – Too anointed to be disappointed.

  • God is good all the time… and all the time God is good!

  • Stop, Drop and Roll Won’t Work in Hell!

  • No one complains about the heat in Heaven!

  • You reflect what you expect!

  • Win from within!

  • The best things in life are not thing’s.

  • Try Jesus! If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.

  • Be the person your dog thinks you are!

  • When all is said and done,

  • more is said than done!

  • Low living does not reduce God’s high calling.

  • God answers knee-mails.

  • Happiness is a state of mind.

  • Only God is in a position to look down on others.

  • Faithful Christians will take a pleasant journey to a place far away.

  • Life is fragile. Handle with prayer.

  • Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.

  • Talk to God about your children. Talk to your children about God.

  • Deep faith conquers fear.

  • Count your blessings, not your troubles.

  • When fear knocks, let faith open the door.

  • A successful person keeps one eye on the stars and the other on the holes in the road.

  • Every time you don’t do what you are supposed to do, you pay for it.  (Nick Saban)

  • You have to have commitment to get to where you need to go. (Bob Hendren)

  • There is only one place to get wisdom. That’s from God. He has a storehouse full. (Bob Hendren)

  • Only rats win the rat race.

  • A wise man keeps one eye on the stars and the other one on the holes in the road.

  • To be on the right road is not enough.

  • Everybody loves progress but nobody likes change.

  • Love conquers all.

  • Making it legal doesn’t make it right.

  • Elevate those around you.

  • Only rats can win the rat race.

  • God cared enough to send his very best.

  • The best attitude is gratitude.

  • Repairman on call.

  • We do not judge. We just tell people what the judge said.

  • Dust on your Bible can lead to dirt in your life.

  • Nobody wants to associate with a skunk except other skunks.

  • 1 cross plus
    3 nails equals
    4 given

  • “I have noticed that all those who favor abortion have already been born.” -Ronald Reagan

  • Only those who start can expect to finish.

  • B – basic
    I – instruction
    B – before
    L – leaving
    E – earth

  • Weather report: God reigns and the Son shines.

  • You can’t get to the top of the mountain by going down hill.

  • You matter to God. Does God matter to you?

  • When all is said and done, more is said than done.

  • When you are at your lowest look to the highest.

  • Son lotion prevents sin burn.

  • Grief is the price we pay for love.

  • Grief is the price we pay for love.

  • When in doubt pull your Bible out.

  • Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins.

  • From small beginnings come great things.

  • Appreciate the caring people who surround you.

  • As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.

  • Jesus can find you no matter how lost you are!

  • Sin now. Pay later.

  • Wag more. Bark less.

  • God also keeps a list and checks it twice.

  • -He that can’t endure the bad will not live to see the good.

  • -Appreciate the caring people who surround you.

  • -Live a life that produces no regrets.

  • -Don’t fear failure. Anticipate victory!

  • -The Christian life is not a play ground. It is a battle ground.

  • -It is best to know Him before you need Him.

  • -If you haven’t heard from God lately, open your closed Bible.

  • -Today’s preparation determines tomorrow’s achievement.

  • -A small act of charity can go a long way.

  • -Take no risks with your reputation.