Scenes Along the Highway
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There are many ways of life that lead to death, but there is one way that leads to life.
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Build a Firm Foundation with the bricks others throw at you.
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If you can’t feed 1,000 hungry people, feed one!
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Be good to your money and it will return the favor.
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A sermon does not have to be eternal to be immortal.
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You cannot shake hands with a clinched fist.
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Don’t count the days. Make the days count.
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Without the bread of life, You are toast!
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How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking.
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Drive carefully! It is not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
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One birth is not enough. Be born again.
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He who throws dirt, is losing ground.
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Who lit the fuse for the, “Big bang!”
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God’s favorite department: Lost and found!
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A church alive is worth the drive.
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Aspire to inspire, before you expire.
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Don’t look back. The future looks bright ahead.
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Wisdom has two sides: Having something to say, Not saying it!
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Don’t look and wish you had. Look forward and do!
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Be the most positive person you know!
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Sin’s shame will tarnish your name.
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When it comes to giving, some people will stop at nothing.
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Sorrow looks back, Worry looks forward, Faith looks up!
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Smiles are contagious. Be a carrier.
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Need a makeover? Come in for a faithlift.
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Patience is trusting in God’s timing.
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The devil has a plot. God has a plan.
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You can do a lot with sand but don’t build a house on it!
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Let him take our stress and give you peace.
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If you are too busy to pray, you are too busy.
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God always seeks and finds our faith.
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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Thoughtfulness is to friendship as sunshine is to a garden.
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It takes a real man to be a real dad!
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I once was young, and now I am old; I have had many troubles, most of which never happened.
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The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
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Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.
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Thou shalt handle thyself with courtesy on the highway!
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Even the best family tree has it’s sap.
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Anything you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe in and enthusiastically act upon, must…absolutely must… come to pass!
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Is your vision good enough to enable you to see your own faults?
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People who don’t know anything should keep it to themselves.
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The wheels of progress are not turned by cranks!
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Hatred: A prolonged form of suicide.
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I don’t care how much you know until I know how much you care.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the memories.
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We were called to be witnesses, not laywers or judges.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God loves everyone, but prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts”!
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you.
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If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!
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Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
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The will of God never takes you where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
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The Bible has nothing to fear except neglect.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons that it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
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If people knew me like I know me, would people respect me?
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If you don’t climb the mountain, you can’t see the view.
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It wasn’t the apple, it was the Pair.
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A problem not worth praying about is not worth worrying about.
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Preach the Gospel – if necessary use words.
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If God had a refrigerator, would your picture be on it?
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Our welcome mat is always out!
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A family stitched in prayer will not unravel.
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If this church closed, would the community notice?
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If you are in step with God, you are never out of step!
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Give if you love Jesus! Anybody can honk.
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Thanksgiving means, “Thanks for Living”.
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Don’t worry about being one credit short at judgment day. That’s where grace comes in.
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Don’t despair if you have a wayward child. God has more of them than anybody.
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An elderly lady fell down the steps of a funeral home, go up, brushed herself off and said “Thank God that’s over!” Be thankful in everything.
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Laziness: the habit of resting before you are tired.
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An ounce of example is worth a pound of advice.
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Jesus Saves! …and so should you.
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Dump “Stinkin’ Thinkin’!”
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Directions to Heaven: Turn right and go straight!
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Be wise, not otherwise.
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JESUS! Accept no substitutes.
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If money is burning a hole in your pants, a new pair of pants will not solve the problem.
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Give and Forgive. Don’t Get and Forget.
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A little hint: Love people and Use things.
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Kind words will never wear out the tongue.
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There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.
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It is better to walk with God than to run with the world.
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Speak only what love requires!
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To make a mountain out of a mole hill just add more dirt.
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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. Albert Schweitzer
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It is not how the wind blows; it’s how you set your sails.
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Appreciative words are the most powerful force for good on earth. – George W. Crane
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For every sin Satan has an excuse.
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Be nice to people on your way up. You may need them on your way down. – Jimmy Durante
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Confess your sins, not your neighbor’s.
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If you must curse, use your name.
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A friend is someone who strengthens you with prayers, blesses you with love, and encourages you with hope.
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Do to others as if you were others.
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Diligence is the mother of good fortune.
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows.
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Retaliation is not the answer.
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What separates winners from losers is the courage to persist long enough to win. – David Cottrell
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Getting even will not put you ahead.
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The birth of a new born baby is proof that God has not given up on us.
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Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood.
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Do what you can. God will do what you can’t.
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The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. – Thomas Morrell
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Need a lifeguard? Try ours. He walks on water!
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There is no reward for finding fault.
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Persevere! Even the snails reached the ark.
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Earth presents many choices. Eternity presents only one, heaven or hell!
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He/She who gossips to you about others will gossip to others about you.
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A guilty conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
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He that tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.
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You don’t have to be much of a musician to toot your own horn.
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Setbacks pave the way for comebacks.*
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Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!*
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God loves you, whether you like it or not.*
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When you meet temptation, turn to the right.*
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If you were on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?*
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There’s no business like soul business.*
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Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning*
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You aren’t too bad to come in. You aren’t too good to stay out.*
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Forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them more.*
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A sunrise is God’s way of telling the world to lighten up.*
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Don’t worry about people from your past. There is a reason they didn’t make it to your future.
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Only you can make you happy.
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A real leader spends his time fixing the problem instead of finding who is to blame.
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He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. – Epictetus
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Unlike politicians, Jesus always keeps his promises!
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God gave us two ears and one mouth. What is God telling us? – Steve Coggins
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Giving people a little more than they expect is a good way to get back a lot more than you expect. – Ralph Half
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Everybody worships something. We become relections of the God we worship. What God does your life reflect?
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after awhile he knows something. – Wilson Miznee
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God is like Hallmark. He cares enough to send the very best.
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The Christian has a reason to live that’s worth dying for.
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You will never change what you are unwilling to confront.
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Faith is not a leap in the dark, but a step in the light.
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The biggest limitations are those we place on ourselves.
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We serve SOUL food.
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It’s easy to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.
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We believe in UFOs – Unity, Faithfulness, Obedience.
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God will not hinder anyone who would serve.(1 Samuel 22:2)
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Prayer is the delight of the joyful, as well as the solace of the afflicted.
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When the world is crumbling all around you, God is the rock you can stand on.
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Love is not what you say. Love is what you do.
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May your spirit be calmed and your pain be eased. May you receive comfort from those who care for you. Blessed are you, O God, who brings healing to the sick.
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(taken from Jewish Liturgy)
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Save face! Keep the bottom half shut.
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Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!
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What’s at the root shows in the fruit.
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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
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The best sermons are lived, not preached.
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Every path has a few puddles.
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It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
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Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.
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Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
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Life is simple when you plow around the stump.
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Get Right or Get Left.
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For all you do, His blood’s for you.
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There is room for you at the cross!
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Heaven! Don’t miss it for the world..
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Most people my age are older than I am.
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Don’t worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.
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Sign Broken. Come inside to get message.
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Exercise daily. Walk with God.
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Worry is a darkroom where negatives develop.
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When it comes to giving, some will stop at nothing.
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2012 Forecast: The SON will shine forever!
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Be a fisher of men. You catch ‘em, God will clean ‘em!
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It is hard to stumble, when you are on your knees.
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Nothing ruins the truth more than stretching it!
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Looking for a sign from God? This it it! COME IN!
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The meek shall inherit the earth, if it’s alright with you!
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Let us help you study for your final exams.
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There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.
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Happy Easter to our Christian friends, Happy Passover to our Jewish friends. To our atheist friends, “Good Luck!”
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As you pass this little church, be sure to plan a visit, so when at last you’re carried in, God won’t ask, “Who is it?”
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Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on!
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Knowledge is pride. Wisdom is power.
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“It is I; don’t be afraid.” – Jesus
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You can live a well balanced life on one leg – Al Capp (cartoonist who wore an artificial leg)
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When you use force, not even your shoes fit.
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Behavior determines destiny!
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Looking back, thank Him; Looking forward, trust Him!
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The way to get to the top is to get off your bottom.
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Give Satan an inch and he’ll be your ruler.
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Lost in the dark? Follow the Son!
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Begin each day with a great attitude and a lot of gratitude.
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The middle of the road is the best path.
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Every day try to put a rainbow in someone’s life.
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Even on a detour the scenery can be beautiful!
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Too blessed to be stressed – Too anointed to be disappointed.
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God is good all the time… and all the time God is good!
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Stop, Drop and Roll Won’t Work in Hell!
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No one complains about the heat in Heaven!
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You reflect what you expect!
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Win from within!
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The best things in life are not thing’s.
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Try Jesus! If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are!
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When all is said and done,
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more is said than done!
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Low living does not reduce God’s high calling.
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God answers knee-mails.
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Happiness is a state of mind.
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Only God is in a position to look down on others.
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Faithful Christians will take a pleasant journey to a place far away.
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Life is fragile. Handle with prayer.
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Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
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Talk to God about your children. Talk to your children about God.
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Deep faith conquers fear.
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Count your blessings, not your troubles.
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When fear knocks, let faith open the door.
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A successful person keeps one eye on the stars and the other on the holes in the road.
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Every time you don’t do what you are supposed to do, you pay for it. (Nick Saban)
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You have to have commitment to get to where you need to go. (Bob Hendren)
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There is only one place to get wisdom. That’s from God. He has a storehouse full. (Bob Hendren)
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Only rats win the rat race.
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A wise man keeps one eye on the stars and the other one on the holes in the road.
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To be on the right road is not enough.
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Everybody loves progress but nobody likes change.
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Love conquers all.
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Making it legal doesn’t make it right.
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Elevate those around you.
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Only rats can win the rat race.
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God cared enough to send his very best.
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The best attitude is gratitude.
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Repairman on call.
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We do not judge. We just tell people what the judge said.
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Dust on your Bible can lead to dirt in your life.
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Nobody wants to associate with a skunk except other skunks.
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1 cross plus
3 nails equals
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“I have noticed that all those who favor abortion have already been born.” -Ronald Reagan
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Only those who start can expect to finish.
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B – basic
I – instruction
B – before
L – leaving
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Weather report: God reigns and the Son shines.
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You can’t get to the top of the mountain by going down hill.
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You matter to God. Does God matter to you?
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When all is said and done, more is said than done.
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When you are at your lowest look to the highest.
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Son lotion prevents sin burn.
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Grief is the price we pay for love.
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Grief is the price we pay for love.
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When in doubt pull your Bible out.
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Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins.
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From small beginnings come great things.
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Appreciate the caring people who surround you.
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As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.
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Jesus can find you no matter how lost you are!
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Sin now. Pay later.
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Wag more. Bark less.
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God also keeps a list and checks it twice.
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-He that can’t endure the bad will not live to see the good.
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-Appreciate the caring people who surround you.
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-Live a life that produces no regrets.
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-Don’t fear failure. Anticipate victory!
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-The Christian life is not a play ground. It is a battle ground.
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-It is best to know Him before you need Him.
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-If you haven’t heard from God lately, open your closed Bible.
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-Today’s preparation determines tomorrow’s achievement.
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-A small act of charity can go a long way.
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-Take no risks with your reputation.
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-Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
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-If you leave everything in God’s hands, you will see God’s hands in everything.
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-The Big Bang Theory? God spoke and BANG!